umbrellakink | S4 Post

Any ships or gen, a happy ending for the family pretty please!

Five hasn't had sex since he was deaged and comes embarrassingly quick. Luckily for him, while Lila may rib him about it, she's happy to work with him to improve his stamina. (Or put his mouth to work.)

Commiserating about the new timeline not working out for either of them turns heated, especially with Diego's residual anger at Allison's part in it and they fuck it out.

After Ben is shot in the s1 timeline, he either a) becomes a ghost fast and knows Reggie killed him or b) is trying to get Klaus to investigate how he died. Reggie doesn't take kindly to Klaus trying to undermine his plan and lots of whump and/or repeated brainwashing.

Very okay with a canon ~compliant bad ending like Ben giving up on telling his brother what really happened.

I'd love an only gay for you fic that takes an unflinching look at Five's exception being a trans guy.

Ben taking all his old Marcus-shaped number one issues out on a depowered Luther after Luther takes him home from prison. Maybe Ben doesn't intend for things to turn sexual, but Luther starts getting obviously turned on by Ben's rough words and he runs with it?

Part of being a leader is making sure the team stays together, and after Luther's latest job, he knows the best way to reunite them.

Luther bottoming/service top/or giving head to everyone - anything that emphasizes Luther using himself to get his siblings off. (Early S4 is a nice place for this, but if you wanna go back to a previous season, I won't stop you!)

Character(s) of choice is sent back in time to fix the Jennifer situation and succeeds. What happens next?

While Five is an easy choice here, anyone with a briefcase is welcome!

Someone takes advantage of one of the siblings (or Ben or Lila) in their depowered state.

First shared shower (in the greenhouse timeline?) that mirrors some of their s3 bathroom scene. All the bonus points for Five shaving Lila's nest and going down on her right after.

there is no notebook in the subway station, how does their time together play out?

Tentacle time! Consentacles, nonconsentacles, ghostentacles, or regular tentacles - just more Ben using his tentacles on himself or others pretty please.

Inspired by their deleted scene - https://www.netflix.com/tudum/videos/the-umbrella-academy-season-4-deleted-scenes

Just Diego and Luther healing old wounds via sex.

Y'know that romcom trope of the hot city woman finding love and a new happier view of life in the middle of no where? So after Ray leaves, Allison takes a trip up to Canada to visit Viktor. (I'm good with Claire having shared custody with Ray or coming on the trip.)

Character of choice winds up in Max's Diner and the Fives descend in a sexual frenzy. Perhaps: a) sex pollen, b) lost love, c) person they haven't seen in however long, or d) the thrill of someone new showing up and each Five wanting to glomp onto them.

taking the marigold in s4 verse also results in omegaverse. do they find out by one or more characters going into a heat/rut? does it turn into an orgy or does one of them possessively steal the heat/rut character away? something else entirely?

figging pretty please, any spanking/caning/anal is a bonus

luther fucking diego so hard he pisses himself, and maybe luther pisses inside diego as well?

luther regularly sneaks into diego's room at night and fucks him.

Quinn's a sick puppy too and takes Klaus home to be his immortal sex toy that he can choke/shoot/kill whenever the mood strikes him.

Viktor takes out his daddy issues by fucking Abigail. Happy with either a darker noncon take or Vik seducing her or anything in between.

Five takes control of his unruly family, and what better way to usurp number one's position than fucking his almost-puppydog love? Even better if Five finds himself becoming fonder of Allison, and if Allison likes having someone who can hold their own against her.

When Five tells Diego that Lika wouldn't be so stupid as to risk losing her life with Diego, it's because adult!Five is totally in love with Diego and jealous of Lila. Subway doesn't happen, Cleanse is stopped without the siblings being killed. Lila leaves Diego anyway. Five comforts and finally seduced Diego.

When Lila brings Diego to the Handler, he is still way doped up. She dismisses Lila and rapes Diego. He tries to escape but he is too drugged to stop her. Afterwards, she drops him back at the apartment where one of the siblings finds him. He can be so wrecked that there is obviously something wrong or they can think he's drunk at first, or he may try to hide that anything is wrong. At some point one or more of the siblings realizes exactly what happened (perhaps the handler makes a comment during the meeting with Five or Klaus realizes he's drugged, or he flinches when someone touches him or someone notices a bruise on his wrist where she tied him up). Siblings are very supportive and empathetic to Diego and murdeously enraged at Handler. :)

Post S2 or AU S1 where apocalypse is averted but Reggie is still dead. Grace is malfunctioning and has reclassified Diego as her husband rather than her son. It starts with small inappropriate comments/actions. It makes Diego uncomfortable, but he's terrified of losing her again and he doesn't believe she would ever really hurt him. Eventually she decides to force the issue and rapes him. One or more siblings find out and comfort/rescue/convince him it's not his fault. Bonus, if one or more siblings think it's consensual at first and blame Diego before finding out otherwise. Double Bonus if someone actually walks in on the middle of something. Triple Bonus if Luther, as the only one as strong as Grace, has to physically save Diego at some point.

Post Season 2, maybe Five’s feeling guilty he left Diego in the asylum, maybe he’s feeling guilty that Diego was kidnapped and taken to the Commission and Five has no idea, maybe Five now realizes how soft Diego is and how easy he bleeds, but whatever it is, Five has hyper focused on Diego and his well-being.

I’d just like to see Five protective and possessive of Diego while Diego starts to enjoy it.

Would love to see this end in bottom Diego and older-bodied!Five.

Diego somehow gets dosed with sex pollen (maybe, post Season 4 where Cleanse is stopped and Lila has broken up with Diego and Five : and now Diego works CIA with Five and he gets drugged trying to take down a sex trafficking ring or something.). He realizes what's happening but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't think anyone would be willing to help/ he doesn't want to use anyone in that way (he knows some of what Klaus has gone through and would never want to pressure him into sex) and still equates weakness=worthless like Reggie taught him. So he avoids everyone and waits for it to run its course or kill him, whichever comes first. Five finds out and lends a hand/mouth/etc...

Bonus: When Five is trying to get Diego to tell him what's wrong: Diego points out that last time he trusted Five, Five betrayed him to the Asylum guards. Five feels super guilty but refuses to leave. He figures Diego can hate him, as long as he's alive to do so.

Bonus Bonus: Five has always had a crush on Diego and feels like he has taken advantage of him. He avoids Diego afterwards. Diego thinks Five is avoiding him because he's disgusted by what happened and blames Diego for being stupid enough to get drugged. Angst with eventual comfort and happy ending, please. XOXO

Lila was raised by the Handler. Her grasp on how you treat someone you love is not that great. Diego was raised by Reginald- his grasp on how people are supposed to treat you when they love you is also pretty poor. Lila turns out to be very abusive. Eventually she goes too far in some way and he shows up, looking for shelter on the door step of one of the dangerous people who actually loves him. They are protective and comforting and Pissed. Can end Gen or with the Any showing Diego that love doesn't have to hurt.

Diego is helping Klaus track down a unsub who is drugging and raping and murdering people at a club Klaus goes to. They catch him but Diego ends up playing bait and gets drugged. Klaus drops him off at his apartment to sleep it off. Either Victor or Five or waiting for him to talk or ask him something. They think he's tipsy but don't realize he's drugged. Diego hits on his sibling - calls them pretty, kisses them....and the Sib is thrilled and they have sex. In the morning, Diego flips out because he doesn't remember anything. Not that he objects to Sub in his bed or a relationship but his last memory is being in danger at the club. Lot of guilt angst, misunderstandings, and rejected feels. Happy ending!!!!!

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Aged up Five has a major crush on Diego but his only relationship has been with Delores and all his attempts at seduction are completely missed by Diego, who just thinks Five is being weird or nice or something. So she starts giving Five advice to rather hilarious outcomes. Eventually they manage to get together. :)

Grace was meant to withstand more than Vanya's powers. Robots can not be rumored. After the apocalypse is stopped, a long buried protocol is activated from Reginald's long ago plan to breed his children to each other to create more super children. She abducts Allison and Diego to have sex in order to conceive a new generation. They must depend on each other to survive, escape, and recover.

Season 2
Five lands in the sixties a bit sooner so they have more time to figure out the apocalypse. The plan Five comes up with is, after a party where Human Grace is majorly flirting with Diego, is to use Diego date Grace to see what she knows. Diego is majorly uncomfortable but he feels useless (Five rounded up all the siblings but made sure he stayed locked up) and he wants to be part of the team. He quickly gets in over his head, he's a little too used to following "mom's" commands. Also, this Grace doesn't care about him at all. She's dating Reginald and just using the hot mexican gardener and she has no qualms about pushing him into things he doesn't want to do. One of the siblings notices how bad things are getting for Diego and put a stop to it. Can end up Gen or pseudo incest with sibling.

S4 Post

Fix-It S4

Five/Lila, greenhouse timeline + premature ejaculation

Allison/Diego, angsty comfort sex

Ben /or& Klaus, Klaus whump s1

Five/Viktor, gay for you

Ben/Luther, e1

Luther/siblings, service

Time Travel Fix-It

Any/Depowered Character, noncon

Five/Lila, shower (+shaving)

five/lila + canon divergence

Ben/any or solo, tentacles

Diego/Luther, comfort sex

Allison/Viktor, pre-s4

Fives/character of choice, orgy

any/all mains + omegaverse

any/any - figging

diego/luther, watersports

diego/luther, somnophilia

Klaus/Quinn, snuff

Viktor/Abigail cuckolding

Five/Allison daddy kink/dirty talk

Five pining for Diego

Season 2 Diego/Handler noncon

No con Grace/Diego; H/C

Five/Diego - overprotective, possessive Five

Diego/Five; Fuck or die; sex pollen; H/C

Abusive! Lila; Diego/Lila, Diego/Any (Hurt/Comfort)

Roofied! Diego; Accidental DubCon. Diego/Victor or Five

Oblivious!Diego, Matchmaker! Allison, Pining! Five

Mutual noncon Allison/Diego + Grace, Hurt/Comfort

Dubcon; Human Grace/Diego; H/C